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Facebook is one of the biggest grounds of dating nowadays. What’s the first step that you need to attract a woman? Your Facebook profile! Believe me or not, but your profile does 35 % of your work. It also decides, supremely for the girl whether she has to talk to you or not.If you chat with a girl daily, or occasionally,Now lets think how do you attract her?
Suppose you are in a social networking site, the profile is a very important feature. It is actually equivalent to ‘the first impression’ scenario. Whatever a girl sees in your profile, builds your first impression in her eyes. So how should your profile look like:
-Â Don’t leave it blank because you don’t want to put nonsense in it or you don’t have anything to put.Â
75% of guys leave their profiles absolutely blank because they have nothing to put. By doing this you are actually telling a girl how much disinterested a person you could come out to be – you either are very boring or too cocky.
- Don’t fill your profile if you are really lame.Â
A profile less interesting to a girl is a direct turn off. She’d never even bother to talk to you. Maximum number of guys live in the illusion that they are really cool, or what they have written is very hip andÂ hypnotizing. But don’t fall into that bubble. Every girl has a standard in her mind, she’d only talk to you if you come above it or on it.
- If you have no ideas, copy someone’s profile.Â
This might sound really cheap, but do anything to earn the first impression. Don’t copy it from someone you know, Internet has a very wide variety of users, just copy it from someone who’d never find about it, and even if he does, it’s not a big deal – you both just happen to have the same interests. Most importantly, fill your profile with good stuff.
2) Your profile picture
Pictures you shouldn’t post:
- You standing next to your car.Â
It could be anyone’s car. Who are you kidding? Put it in your album.
- You are standing a mile away.Â
Is the scene really beautiful? Put it in your album then.
Pictures you should post:Â
- Your close up from any strange possible dimensions.Â
Being weird is cool. And if the look isn’t making it better, you have a thousand photo- editing softwares. Use them and make it awesome.Â Â
- A pic showing how crazy you are.Â
For example – You in the stadium watchingÂ SuperbowlÂ and cheering for your favorite team.
- Picture showingÂ individuality.Â
Anything that is accidentally or naturally making you look or come out strong.
for example – Picture of you holding a trophy.
Girls, if they like you in the chat, always look at the pictures and so do guys. It’s a common thing. So choose carefully what you show in your pictures. It doesn’t matter how you look in the pictures, what matters is the surrounding, quality, your clothes, your actions, and of course the place. For example:
Don’t put a picture such as:
– You are smoking weed with your collar raised, wearing a cheap red-colored shirt and aviator shades.
– You and your friends are laughing with your teeth out. (if it’s a good laugh, then of course yes)
Always remember:Â Your bad dressing sense takes a second for a woman to turn you down.
– Avoid wearing shirts if you are below 18, or if they don’t fit you and are bright colored. (exception: If they really fit you, and are decent, then why not)
Don’t hesitate in uploading pictures that you like. For example
– – Funny notes from your notebook or pad.
– – Pictures about paintings or Music that form a part of your liking.
Step IV: How you talk:
This step comprises of things related to your typing style to your sense of humor, to how much you can engage a woman in talking with you. To be clear, a woman needs one chat to find that she wants to talk to you or not. She’d get interested by your profile, your style in the pictures and that would get her to chat with you, or message.
While chatting things you need to notice:
Don’t type like Hi mY nAme iZZ bL%&@That’s just immature and stupid, except if you are talking to a 15 year old and you are yourself 13. Make sure you type like a human being who has a job which is not cleaning someone’s car outside the parkway – even if you do that, type like you don’t. I am not saying it’s ‘the most’ important thing or something, but it does have psychological implications. You don’t want to show that you are a Junkie, orÂ dyslexic, or you have never been to college and typed a real paper on something.
strong>- Put good status messages.
Your status message is the thing that is reaching to her, when your personal message is not. So it is a kind of more than private thing. She is reading that.
Drag her in on your stuff.Â
Facebook has an amazing feature of tagging people. This way you can share with them what you sign up bonus online casino do, for example: If you are a musician, you can tag her in your video, or message her your track; if you are a writer, you can write notes, and tag her in them; if you are into photography, tag; if you are a painter or into sketching, tag. It doesn’t matter if it’s your job or not. It could be your hobby too.
If you have recently added some Girl, 50% of impression lies in the above things. You don’t even have to talk to her; and this is the magic of online dating.
Â Here are a few things what guys do after adding a girl they want to befriend:
– They message her different remarks about the way she looks, which most of the times are superfluous, highly overrated, pampering, and sleazy too.
– They repeatedly message a Hi or Hello, or many a times some piece of poetry that wouldnât even make any sense for her as what to reply.
– They comment on her status messages, comments that are totally unnecessary and would get you no where!
Note:Â I am not saying that these things donât work, of course they are going to work if one does them consistently and the girl hasnât deleted him yet; he might get a âHi or hello or thanksâ from her, which is of course one of the exceptional cases because the girl is very polite.
What to do and how to find a solution?
The first thing that you need to do is show her a purpose; show her that there is a purpose which is why you have added or wanted to befriend her; and by doing that you erase the idea from her mind that you sent her a friend request randomly.
– You show her that you are an able man. (Itâs psychological)
– You get a reply immediately because no other guy has done it before.
What should be the purpose?
Always remember:Â Your purpose is just a pretext in tricking her to talking to you. It is not an actual purpose, something like a business proposition or work you need her participation with. So be creative, imaginative, and make something up. It can be anything as little as- âHey, I am a musician, and I need people, good listeners such as you, to comment on my musicâ. Those of you who are not musicians might think that this doesnât apply to them, but again, itâs only a pretext. Go to any music site, there are a thousand people uploading their music videos covering established songs everyday; download one good acoustic track and send it to her. This is just one random example. You can find countless of creative things to use as pretexts. After doing this, you get into the terms of talking to her faster than anybody who has ever added her randomly. You use the same pretext for your initial chats too, in which you suddenly pretend to have found such a great person accidently; you request her to keep in touch by the means of mails/ messages from time to time.
What do you message/ mail her?
From here on, you become the most curious person in the world, you ask her everything about her life that you possibly can. And be assured because a girl loves to answer questions regarding her life. But you never ask her direct questions like- âDo you have a boyfriend?â you ask her about the idea of love that she carries. If she is too philosophical and unrealistic, she is single. You never ask her one question, you make a list in which at least five questions should be random and entertaining. They can be anything from movies, music to what interests her the most!
– What do you think about love?
– Whatâs your favorite bandâs name? or musician?
– When was the last time you cried?
– What do you want to do in your life? (Get into philosophical questions)
– Whatâs your favorite color? Does a guy sound gay if he says it is purple?
– Do you have a pet? If you have to buy one, would that be the one that bites or scratches?
And so on, your questions have to be about extracting as well as entertaining. Later on, you ask questions from her answers. The reason behind asking a girl questions through mails/ messages is that girls generally donât start chatting with guys they have randomly added. They might chat with you only once or twice. So, in order to have a conversation, because that is what you need to do to become her good friend, you exchange mails/ messages which require answers, indirectly having all the long conversations which you are unable to directly.
Note:Â Try to be consistent; you donât want to be losing this away by lazing it around. The secret behind writing her mails is that you are trapping her into a routine; and the day sheâll realize that, sheâd be used to the habit of writing you or reading your mails in a pattern. And if she likes reading your mails/ messages, and you continue to be decent, maximum number of girls won’t hesitate in exchanging their numbers.
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Facebook has, without a doubt, become the most popular social network in the world. While I’m cheering on Google + just like lots of you are, I don’t think I’ll ever quit checking on the Facebook status updates of my family and friends – at least, not unless they leave Facebook in droves. That’s not likely to happen anytime soon.
Good Facebook statuses is a great way to get a lot of attention on the social networking site without having to reveal personal information about you feelings or activities; something many people don’t feel comfortable with.
1. Flirting is like a game of Chess. One wrong move….and you’re married
2. Teacher : Hey! Stand up.
Tell me two pronouns.
Student : Who? Me?
Teacher : Very good.
3. Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school?
A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
4. JUST believe in your DREAMS.
5. Listen before you talk, Think before you react, Earn before you spend and TRY before you quit.
6. Don’t date the most beautiful girl in the world, date the girl who makes your world the most beautiful. ♡
7. I dont forgive people because I am weak. I forgive them because Im strong enough to understand people make mistakes.
8. Your smile looks adorable on you. You should wear it more often.
9. No matter how talented you are, not everybody will like you. That’s life.
10. Every time you mistreat a woman, you give up the right to be treated like a man.
11. I finally got my past, present and future correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever.
12. The stars must be jealous. You shine way better than them.
13. You can ignore me for as long as you want, but you can never change the memories that I brought in your life.
14. Boy: Can I Hold Your Hand?Girl: No.Boy: Why?Girl: Because It Hurts When You Leave It !!!
Boy (in his mind) : Baap re.. I am acting but she is
15. Girl – which computer do u have?Boy – I have a computer with intel core i7 processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram & nvidia gtx 560 graphics card B-)Boy – Which computer do YOU have???Girl – A PINK ONE !!!! …:P
16. Girl : Do u like me?Boy : NO(Girl got sad)Boy : Y r u sad?
Girl : coz U don’t like me
Boy : U never Askd me if i love u
Girl : Awwww! Do u love me?
Boy : No
17. Money is replaceable, time is not.
18. Time, Friends, Health and Relations, Don’t come with a price tag but when we lost them then we realize the cost.
19. People can be divided into three groups: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what happened.
20. Teacher : U idiots! At your age Einstein
ranked first in class.
What about you?
Student : Sir at your age Hitler
What about you?
Funny Facebook Statuses
21. If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.
22. Boys will be boys as long as there are no girls in the picture.
23. Marriage is like going to a restaurant and order your choice from the menu, And then look at neighbouring table n wish you”d ordered that.
24. If life gives you questions, Google gives you answers.
25. Boys think of girls like books; if the cover doesn’t catch their eyes, they won’t even bother to read what’s inside.
26. Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.
27. FACEBOOK STORY: Add as friend – Approve -> Write something on wall -Intro – Everyday chatting – Ask number phone – Messaging – Calling – Meeting – Express love – Make relationship status – Hangout – Misunderstanding – Fight – Break up – Unfriend – Block THE END
28. The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy.
If you are reading this, congrats you know how to read..
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
31. Facebook is like a fridge. When you’re bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there’s anything good in it
32. I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.
33. The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
34. I’m not getting older, I’m just becoming a classic..
35. I’m not 40, I’m eighteen with 22 years experience…
36. I may be old enough to know better, but I am STILL young enough to DO IT..
37. My life, My choices, My mistakes, My lessons, Not your business.
38. That awkward moment when somebody is doing dishes and you slowly put another dish in the sink.
39. Doctors finally figured out whats wrong with a boys brain; on the left side, there’s nothing right; and on the right side, there’s nothing left…
40. Tip to reduce weight, first turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.
41. Do you know the difference between a lady and a woman? A lady does what she’s told and a woman does what she dam well pleases!
42. Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.
43. I`m jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs…
44. Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters..
45. I have finally figured out why I can’t lose this extra weight. The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my body says, “for extra volume and body.”
46. I follow the quote, “Always be true to yourself” because I only lie to others!
47. Don`t you know it`s rude to talk while I`m interrupting?
48. I’m a smart person, I just do stupid things.
49. Thinks I feel great when I go to bed drunk. I wake up feeling crap. Obviously sleep is bad for you.
50. Some relationships are like tom and Jerry, they irritate each other, they tease each other, but they still can’t live without each other..
51. I am going to start cleaning my house. And by cleaning, i mean drinking beer and spraying everything with febreze.
52. That awkward moment when you keep talking & you don`t realize your friend walked away.
Good Facebook Statuses
53. Smile and let the whole world wonder why.
54. I can’t believe I am lucky enough to spend my life with you.
55. Stop comparing yourself to others. You are you; nobody else could be you.
56. Time, Friends, Health and Relations, Don’t come with a price tag but when we lost them then we realize the cost.
57. Time, Friends, Health and Relations, Don’t come with a price tag but when we lost them then we realize the cost.
58. People can be divided into three groups: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what happened.
59. Dont be afraid to take big steps. You can not cross a chasm in two small jumps.
60. Tough times never last but tough people do.
61. If you want to leave a lasting impression then treat people the same way you would like to be treated.
62. Be honest with the people who love you, they deserve your honesty.
I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.
Sometimes we wish we wouldn’t be too happy with what is temporary, because we don’t ever want to need something we know we can’t have forever.
65. Don’t think you are the best when you are at the top. Don’t think you are the worst when you are at the bottom.
66. Take time for friends ….. They are the source of happiness.
When people can walk away from you, let them walk. Your destiny is never tied to anybody who left.
68. The Bus: When you are trying to catch it, it drives so fast. When you are in it. Its so damn slow.
Your goal should be to help people. And if you can`t help them, then at least don`t hurt them.
70. A friend is like a rainbow. They brighten your life when you`ve been through a storm.
71. They say to dream big but did they say for how long?
72. A good friend knows all your best stories. A best friend has lived them with you.
Amazing Facebook Statuses
73. Listen before you talk, Think before you react, Earn before you spend and TRY before you quit.
74. You never know what the future holds for you, and yes that’s called destiny
75. Face your problems don’t Facebook your problems.
76. Some days I cant stop thinking about you. Other days I wonder why I waste my time.
77. Isn’t it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when we look back, everything is different.
78. Trust is like paper once crumpled it can never be perfect again.
79. Trouble is part of your life, and if you dont share it, you dont give the person who loves you a chance to love you enough.
80. If your girlfriend claims that she never looks at your Facebook profile; Try changing your status to SINGLE and wait 2-3 minutes.
81. I am ready to sleep forever and ever, if you just want to be with me in my dreams.
82. I don’t like to think myself as SPECIAL , I like to think myself as limited edition
83. Love has 4 letters, but so does Hate; Friends has 7 letters, but so does Enemies; Truth has 5 letters, but so does Lying.
84. When your plan doesn’t work, don’t take too much time to think about it. Make another plan.
85. You want know about who is amazing and has the cutest smile Read the first word again
86. coins always make a sound but the currency notes are always silent,So when ur value increases, keep urself calm and silent
87. Don’t be ashamed to be different. Be proud that God made you like no one else.
Best Facebook Statuses
88. If you like me, tell Me. if you miss me show it and if you love me, PROVE IT
89. The best things in life are FREE …. Family, Friends, Smiles, Hugs, Kisses, Love, Sleep, Good Memories.
90. Just because you have a heart, it does not make you a human. You need to have emotions in that.
91. You can ignore me for as long as you want, but you can never change the memories that I brought in your life.
92. Wishes are always granted but you just have to wait for the perfect time.
93. We always overestimate our worries & underestimate our potential.
94. Dont count your days. Make your days count.
95. Every single moment counts. When you add them all up, they equal your life.
96. The difference between CAN and CANNOT are only three letters. Three letter that determine your life direction.
97. Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
98. I can talk to hundreds of people in one day, but none of them compare to the smile you can give me in one minute.
99. Please tell me you will remember, no matter how much I do wrong, that I had the best of intentions all along.
100. Sometimes its easier to say that you dont care than to explain all the reasons why you still do.
101. Do not go where a path may lead. Instead go where there is no path and leave a trail.
102. When we love, it is not necessary to understand what is happening outside, because everything happens inside us instead.
103. Every heart has a pain. Only the way of expressing it is different. Fools hide it in eyes, while brilliant hide it in their smile.
104. 3 steps to move on. CTRL + ALT + DEL. Control yourself, look for an alternate solution & delete the situation that hurts you.
105. There are three things life brings us: tears, smiles and memories. Tears gets wipe away. A smile fades away. But memories last a lifetime.
106. Can you catch? I think I’m falling for you.
107. I think its time I let go of the past, live in the present, and look forward to the future.
108. Life is not always what we want it to be. Sometimes, it’s what we never knew we need it to be.
Cute Facebook Statuses
109. When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? I said : Please take special care of the person reading this.
110. Why do we always ignore those that adore us, adore those that ignore us. Love those that hurt us and hurt those that love us??
111. Your smile looks adorable on you. You should wear it more often.
112. If you want to leave a lasting impression then treat people the same way you would like to be treated.
113. Love me for a second, and I will make that second last a lifetime.
114. Do not think about the past. Accept the Present. Think for the Future, and face tomorrow with a sweet and beautiful smile.
115. No one can change a person. But someone can be a reason for a person to change.
116. Being a family means you are a part of something very wonderful. It means you will love & be loved for the rest of your life.
117. I want you to know something, but I don’t want to tell you, so I’ll just let the first three words of this sentence explain it.
118. Those who Hate, find it hard to Love: Those who Love find it hard to Hate.
119. The moment when you are sure you can’t lose what you own, is exactly the moment when you start losing it.
120. Work hard to get what you like, otherwise you’ll be forced to like what you get.
121. I need many things to help me live, but I need only you, to make life worth living.
122. Love happens whether you want it to or not. Don’t try to control it.
123. When I think of you, I don’t think of tomorrow.
124. Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?
125. God could not be everywhere therefore he made mothers.
126. Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, cause hate in your heart will consume you too.
127. When everything seems to be unfair, when all that you do is not appreciated, I’ll take your hand, wipe away your tears, take you for a walk and remind you how special you are. If not for them, for me.
128. You can close your eyes to the things you do not want to see, but you cannot close your heart to the things you do not want to feel.
129. We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.
130. When you feel alone, just look at the spaces between you fingers, and remember that’s where my fingers fit perfectly.
131. Relationships do not need promises, terms, and conditions. It just needs two wonderful people one who can trust and one who can understand.
Cute Facebook statuses is a great way to get a lot of attention on the social networking site without having to reveal personal information about you feelings or activities; something many people don’t feel comfortable with. They are also not hard to come up with. They can be funny comments about news events, sports, funny quotes, or just clever twists on things that happen in everyday life. They can even just be general jokes or humor that plays on Facebook statuses themselves. Here are some examples of some different funny Facebook statuses that you can use to brighten your social networking community’s day.
Cute Facebook Statuses
- I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
- “Username or Password incorrect.” TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A BITCH
- One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.
- My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment
- Never waste a moment, it may be the last with someone you love.
- Success lies not in the result but in the effort. “BEING” the Best is not at all important,”DOING” the Best is all that matters.
- Always appreciate the time you get, because you never know how much longer it`ll last.
- Be your self and not what others want you to be.
- You know why people say that you can’t Sleep when you are in Love, because for the 1st Time in your life you will find something more beautiful than your dreams.
- Hey you, looking at my status. Hi!٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶
- Trust is a small word with a big concept.
- When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? I said : Please take special care of the person reading this.
- Why do we always ignore those that adore us, adore those that ignore us. Love those that hurt us and hurt those that love us??
- Your smile looks adorable on you. You should wear it more often.
- If you want to leave a lasting impression then treat people the same way you would like to be treated.
- Love me for a second, and I will make that second last a lifetime.
- Do not think about the past. Accept the Present. Think for the Future, and face tomorrow with a sweet and beautiful smile.
- No one can change a person. But someone can be a reason for a person to change.
- Being a family means you are a part of something very wonderful. It means you will love & be loved for the rest of your life.
- I want you to know something, but I don’t want to tell you, so I’ll just let the first three words of this sentence explain it.
- Those who Hate, find it hard to Love: Those who Love find it hard to Hate.
- The moment when you are sure you can’t lose what you own, is exactly the moment when you start losing it.
- Work hard to get what you like, otherwise you’ll be forced to like what you get.
- I need many things to help me live, but I need only you, to make life worth living.
- Love happens whether you want it to or not. Don’t try to control it.
- When I think of you, I don’t think of tomorrow.
- Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?
- God could not be everywhere therefore he made mothers.
- Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, cause hate in your heart will consume you too.
- When everything seems to be unfair, when all that you do is not appreciated, I’ll take your hand, wipe away your tears, take you for a walk and remind you how special you are. If not for them, for me.
- You can close your eyes to the things you do not want to see, but you cannot close your heart to the things you do not want to feel.
- We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.
- When you feel alone, just look at the spaces between you fingers, and remember that’s where my fingers fit perfectly.
- Relationships do not need promises, terms, and conditions. It just needs two wonderful people one who can trust and one who can understand.