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Facebook has, without a doubt, become the most popular social network in the world. While I’m cheering on Google + just like lots of you are, I don’t think I’ll ever quit checking on the Facebook status updates of my family and friends – at least, not unless they leave Facebook in droves. That’s not likely to happen anytime soon.
Good Facebook statuses is a great way to get a lot of attention on the social networking site without having to reveal personal information about you feelings or activities; something many people don’t feel comfortable with.
1. Flirting is like a game of Chess. One wrong move….and you’re married
2. Teacher : Hey! Stand up.
Tell me two pronouns.
Student : Who? Me?
Teacher : Very good.
3. Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school?
A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
4. JUST believe in your DREAMS.
5. Listen before you talk, Think before you react, Earn before you spend and TRY before you quit.
6. Don’t date the most beautiful girl in the world, date the girl who makes your world the most beautiful. ♡
7. I dont forgive people because I am weak. I forgive them because Im strong enough to understand people make mistakes.
8. Your smile looks adorable on you. You should wear it more often.
9. No matter how talented you are, not everybody will like you. That’s life.
10. Every time you mistreat a woman, you give up the right to be treated like a man.
11. I finally got my past, present and future correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever.
12. The stars must be jealous. You shine way better than them.
13. You can ignore me for as long as you want, but you can never change the memories that I brought in your life.
14. Boy: Can I Hold Your Hand?Girl: No.Boy: Why?Girl: Because It Hurts When You Leave It !!!
Boy (in his mind) : Baap re.. I am acting but she is
15. Girl – which computer do u have?Boy – I have a computer with intel core i7 processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram & nvidia gtx 560 graphics card B-)Boy – Which computer do YOU have???Girl – A PINK ONE !!!! …:P
16. Girl : Do u like me?Boy : NO(Girl got sad)Boy : Y r u sad?
Girl : coz U don’t like me
Boy : U never Askd me if i love u
Girl : Awwww! Do u love me?
Boy : No
17. Money is replaceable, time is not.
18. Time, Friends, Health and Relations, Don’t come with a price tag but when we lost them then we realize the cost.
19. People can be divided into three groups: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what happened.
20. Teacher : U idiots! At your age Einstein
ranked first in class.
What about you?
Student : Sir at your age Hitler
What about you?
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21. If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.
22. Boys will be boys as long as there are no girls in the picture.
23. Marriage is like going to a restaurant and order your choice from the menu, And then look at neighbouring table n wish you”d ordered that.
24. If life gives you questions, Google gives you answers.
25. Boys think of girls like books; if the cover doesn’t catch their eyes, they won’t even bother to read what’s inside.
26. Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.
27. FACEBOOK STORY: Add as friend – Approve -> Write something on wall -Intro – Everyday chatting – Ask number phone – Messaging – Calling – Meeting – Express love – Make relationship status – Hangout – Misunderstanding – Fight – Break up – Unfriend – Block THE END
28. The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy.
If you are reading this, congrats you know how to read..
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
31. Facebook is like a fridge. When you’re bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there’s anything good in it
32. I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.
33. The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
34. I’m not getting older, I’m just becoming a classic..
35. I’m not 40, I’m eighteen with 22 years experience…
36. I may be old enough to know better, but I am STILL young enough to DO IT..
37. My life, My choices, My mistakes, My lessons, Not your business.
38. That awkward moment when somebody is doing dishes and you slowly put another dish in the sink.
39. Doctors finally figured out whats wrong with a boys brain; on the left side, there’s nothing right; and on the right side, there’s nothing left…
40. Tip to reduce weight, first turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.
41. Do you know the difference between a lady and a woman? A lady does what she’s told and a woman does what she dam well pleases!
42. Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.
43. I`m jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs…
44. Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters..
45. I have finally figured out why I can’t lose this extra weight. The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my body says, “for extra volume and body.”
46. I follow the quote, “Always be true to yourself” because I only lie to others!
47. Don`t you know it`s rude to talk while I`m interrupting?
48. I’m a smart person, I just do stupid things.
49. Thinks I feel great when I go to bed drunk. I wake up feeling crap. Obviously sleep is bad for you.
50. Some relationships are like tom and Jerry, they irritate each other, they tease each other, but they still can’t live without each other..
51. I am going to start cleaning my house. And by cleaning, i mean drinking beer and spraying everything with febreze.
52. That awkward moment when you keep talking & you don`t realize your friend walked away.
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53. Smile and let the whole world wonder why.
54. I can’t believe I am lucky enough to spend my life with you.
55. Stop comparing yourself to others. You are you; nobody else could be you.
56. Time, Friends, Health and Relations, Don’t come with a price tag but when we lost them then we realize the cost.
57. Time, Friends, Health and Relations, Don’t come with a price tag but when we lost them then we realize the cost.
58. People can be divided into three groups: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what happened.
59. Dont be afraid to take big steps. You can not cross a chasm in two small jumps.
60. Tough times never last but tough people do.
61. If you want to leave a lasting impression then treat people the same way you would like to be treated.
62. Be honest with the people who love you, they deserve your honesty.
I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.
Sometimes we wish we wouldn’t be too happy with what is temporary, because we don’t ever want to need something we know we can’t have forever.
65. Don’t think you are the best when you are at the top. Don’t think you are the worst when you are at the bottom.
66. Take time for friends ….. They are the source of happiness.
When people can walk away from you, let them walk. Your destiny is never tied to anybody who left.
68. The Bus: When you are trying to catch it, it drives so fast. When you are in it. Its so damn slow.
Your goal should be to help people. And if you can`t help them, then at least don`t hurt them.
70. A friend is like a rainbow. They brighten your life when you`ve been through a storm.
71. They say to dream big but did they say for how long?
72. A good friend knows all your best stories. A best friend has lived them with you.
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73. Listen before you talk, Think before you react, Earn before you spend and TRY before you quit.
74. You never know what the future holds for you, and yes that’s called destiny
75. Face your problems don’t Facebook your problems.
76. Some days I cant stop thinking about you. Other days I wonder why I waste my time.
77. Isn’t it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when we look back, everything is different.
78. Trust is like paper once crumpled it can never be perfect again.
79. Trouble is part of your life, and if you dont share it, you dont give the person who loves you a chance to love you enough.
80. If your girlfriend claims that she never looks at your Facebook profile; Try changing your status to SINGLE and wait 2-3 minutes.
81. I am ready to sleep forever and ever, if you just want to be with me in my dreams.
82. I don’t like to think myself as SPECIAL , I like to think myself as limited edition
83. Love has 4 letters, but so does Hate; Friends has 7 letters, but so does Enemies; Truth has 5 letters, but so does Lying.
84. When your plan doesn’t work, don’t take too much time to think about it. Make another plan.
85. You want know about who is amazing and has the cutest smile Read the first word again
86. coins always make a sound but the currency notes are always silent,So when ur value increases, keep urself calm and silent
87. Don’t be ashamed to be different. Be proud that God made you like no one else.
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88. If you like me, tell Me. if you miss me show it and if you love me, PROVE IT
89. The best things in life are FREE …. Family, Friends, Smiles, Hugs, Kisses, Love, Sleep, Good Memories.
90. Just because you have a heart, it does not make you a human. You need to have emotions in that.
91. You can ignore me for as long as you want, but you can never change the memories that I brought in your life.
92. Wishes are always granted but you just have to wait for the perfect time.
93. We always overestimate our worries & underestimate our potential.
94. Dont count your days. Make your days count.
95. Every single moment counts. When you add them all up, they equal your life.
96. The difference between CAN and CANNOT are only three letters. Three letter that determine your life direction.
97. Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
98. I can talk to hundreds of people in one day, but none of them compare to the smile you can give me in one minute.
99. Please tell me you will remember, no matter how much I do wrong, that I had the best of intentions all along.
100. Sometimes its easier to say that you dont care than to explain all the reasons why you still do.
101. Do not go where a path may lead. Instead go where there is no path and leave a trail.
102. When we love, it is not necessary to understand what is happening outside, because everything happens inside us instead.
103. Every heart has a pain. Only the way of expressing it is different. Fools hide it in eyes, while brilliant hide it in their smile.
104. 3 steps to move on. CTRL + ALT + DEL. Control yourself, look for an alternate solution & delete the situation that hurts you.
105. There are three things life brings us: tears, smiles and memories. Tears gets wipe away. A smile fades away. But memories last a lifetime.
106. Can you catch? I think I’m falling for you.
107. I think its time I let go of the past, live in the present, and look forward to the future.
108. Life is not always what we want it to be. Sometimes, it’s what we never knew we need it to be.
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109. When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? I said : Please take special care of the person reading this.
110. Why do we always ignore those that adore us, adore those that ignore us. Love those that hurt us and hurt those that love us??
111. Your smile looks adorable on you. You should wear it more often.
112. If you want to leave a lasting impression then treat people the same way you would like to be treated.
113. Love me for a second, and I will make that second last a lifetime.
114. Do not think about the past. Accept the Present. Think for the Future, and face tomorrow with a sweet and beautiful smile.
115. No one can change a person. But someone can be a reason for a person to change.
116. Being a family means you are a part of something very wonderful. It means you will love & be loved for the rest of your life.
117. I want you to know something, but I don’t want to tell you, so I’ll just let the first three words of this sentence explain it.
118. Those who Hate, find it hard to Love: Those who Love find it hard to Hate.
119. The moment when you are sure you can’t lose what you own, is exactly the moment when you start losing it.
120. Work hard to get what you like, otherwise you’ll be forced to like what you get.
121. I need many things to help me live, but I need only you, to make life worth living.
122. Love happens whether you want it to or not. Don’t try to control it.
123. When I think of you, I don’t think of tomorrow.
124. Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?
125. God could not be everywhere therefore he made mothers.
126. Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, cause hate in your heart will consume you too.
127. When everything seems to be unfair, when all that you do is not appreciated, I’ll take your hand, wipe away your tears, take you for a walk and remind you how special you are. If not for them, for me.
128. You can close your eyes to the things you do not want to see, but you cannot close your heart to the things you do not want to feel.
129. We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.
130. When you feel alone, just look at the spaces between you fingers, and remember that’s where my fingers fit perfectly.
131. Relationships do not need promises, terms, and conditions. It just needs two wonderful people one who can trust and one who can understand.