5 Uses For Your Wifes Giant Underwear

Men and women get comfortable in marriage; he farts right in front of her, she doesn’t wear as much make-up just to look good at all times and the list goes on. It’s understandable and most times forgivable. Except when it comes to the contents of the underwear drawer. Men shouldn’t have stained, ripped or soiled drawers and women shouldn’t, under any circumstances, wear massive underwear.

“But they are comfortable!” she yells every time you make a joke about how they are the size of a table cloth. Not a good enough reason. This doesn’t mean she has to wear a thong 100% of the time. There is a happy medium. She won’t toss them out but the granny panties have to go. Here are some uses for those giant belly-button coverers.

1. Parachute

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Jump off the roof, a bridge or even the side of your house with the old lady’s bloomers over your head as a parachute. Make sure to bring her nightshirt as a back up plan. That thing could double as a baseball field tarp.

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