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Facts About Our No.1 Friend Mark Zukerberg

Mark Elliot Zuckerberg (born on May 14, 1984) is an American computer programmer and Internet entrepreneur. He is best known for creating the social networking site Facebook, of which he is chief executive and president. It was co-founded as a private company in 2004 by Zuckerberg and classmates Dustin Moskovitz, Eduardo Saverin, and Chris Hughes while they were students at Harvard University. In 2010, Zuckerberg was named Time magazine’s Person of the Year. As of 2011, his personal wealth was estimated to be $13.5 billion. Here are the some the interesting facts about him i think every one should know about them.

A Gallery of 10 Real Life Video Game Weapons

There are two things that happen when you convert video game weapons from pixels to steel. The first is you get to see how cool they look, and the second? Well that’s usually how impractical they are to use. Ever try to pick up a sword that weighs more than you? You won’t win many boss battles, believe me. Here are twelve weapons that have made the jump all the way to real life, and why you might buy them.

Doom‘s BFG – Because you need to make a quick exit through a concrete wall.


Final Fantasy VII‘s Buster Sword – Because you can prove what a big man you are.

Gears of War‘s Lancer – Because you spent an absurd amount of money for the collector’s edition.


Assassin’s Creed‘s Majestic Sword – Because you have an unnatural love for Assassin’s Creed.

Halo‘s Assault Rifle – Because you want to hone your skills in your backyard.

Final Fantasy X‘s Tidus Sword – Because you want to catch an abnormally large fish.

Dead Space‘s Plasma Cutter – Because you’re hopefully not as douchey as this guy.

Final Fantasy VIII‘s Gunblade – Because carrying around a revolver and a sword was just soooo annoying.

Portal‘s Portal gun - Because you’re ****ing awesome.

Bonus! Halo‘s Warthog - Because you’re Peter Jackson and they had to give you something when production on the Halo movie shut down.

 
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15 Funny Definitions of Kiss

A Kiss is the act of pressing one’s lips against the lips & Today while browsing the internet i found some interesting definitions of kiss which is defined by professors of different subjects.

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Prof. of Computer Science

A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.

Prof. of Algebra

A kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.

Prof. of Geometry

A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.

Prof. of Dentistry

A kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

Prof. of Accountancy

A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

Prof. of Economics

A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.

Prof. of Statistics

A kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.

Prof. of Philosophy

A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

Prof. of English

A kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

Prof. of Engineering

Uh, What? I’m not familiar with that term.

Prof. of Architecture

A kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects.

Prof. of Physiology

A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularioris muscles in the state of contraction.

Prof. of Physics

A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

Prof. of Chemistry

A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

Prof. of Zoology

A kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.