20 Evergreen Demotivational Posters

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Sometimes the best things in life are those things that can be simplified to the greatest amount. I don’t know about you guys but I’m a pretty big fan of the Demotivational Poster. Don’t get me wrong, I think it’s a relatively saturated market at this point. However, new and great ones seem to pop up every day. And while I’ve seen plenty of great lists related to these posters, I have yet to come across one here.

You’ll probably know them. They’re created by the most creative smart-asses on the net. They don’t really have a good use, but they make me smile: Demotivational Posters. Here are 10 funny demotivational posters

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World’s 10 most popular suicide destinations

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10 Most Amazing Sex World Records

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In the past week we have listed Hottest Hollywood Boobs and Hottest Hollywood Booties, which inspires us for this awesome outcome with unusual facts (but reality). So! Have you ever wondered what other people get up to in their spare time? Why, competing in world sex records, of course. Here are some of the top guys and gals showing the rest of us how it can be done, should we care to try. There are also a selection of the weird and wonderful body parts and acts that have befallen our fellow men and women, and we’ve listed them all in our list of Most Amazing Sex World Records.

1. Most Sex Partners
The current record is held by Lisa Sparks who had sex with 919 men on October 16, 2004 in Warsaw, Poland as part of the Third Annual World Gangbang Championship and Eroticon 2004. In 2010, she changed the spelling of her stage name from Lisa Sparxxx to Lisa Sparks due to mainstream websites not accepting the XXX in her name.

2. World’s Largest Penis
Plenty of men brag about the size of their penis, and most of them are probably lying. But there’s one man who can settle any bet just by unzipping his pants: Jonah Falcon, owner of the world’s biggest human penis.

Falcon’s 13-5 inch member has been measured for a TV special, making him one of the few guys who can back up his bodily boasts.

3. World’s Largest Vagina
The Largest Vagina most likely belonged to Scottish giantess Anna Swan (1846-1888), a remarkable woman who set a number of records relating to her bulk. Born normally sized, she began growing at a prodigious rate in childhood, finally reaching a maximum height of 7′ 8″ at age 19.

And World’s Largets Vagina also beloged to her which measured 19 inches in circumference.

4. Strongest Penis
Mo Ka Wang from Hong Kong lifted 250 pounds two feet off the ground with his penis in 1995. He was practicing an ancient Taoist art which dates back to 2,700 BC and was supposed to help achieve sexual ecstasy.

5. Longest Ejaculation
The farthest male ejaculation ever recorded was 18 feet (6 m) and was achieved by Horst Schultz. The farthest a woman was recorded to ejaculate was 10 feet (3 m). The most ejaculations for a man in one hour is 16.

6. Youngest Mother
The youngest girl to give birth was 5-year-old Lina Medina, born in Peru in 1933. Incredibly this girl began menstruating at age 3, and despite being impregnated in the “usual” way, has never revealed who the father is. Her father was arrested and imprisoned on suspicion of incest, but was later released due to lack of evidence. The baby was delivered by caesarean because Lina’s hips were too narrow.

7. Most penis removals
King Menephta, Egypt, In 1300 BC, King Menephta came home from battle after successfully beating the Libyans. To celebrate his success, he asked his men to chop off the penises of each member of the defeated army. He arrived home with 13,000 penises. His ancient monument at Karnak has a detail of which penis belonged to whom — Libyan generals, Libyans, Sirculians, Etruscans, and Greeks.

8. Longest Pubic Hair
Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches from the armpits and 28 inches from her vagina.

9. Moulay Ismail Ibn Sharif

Moulay Ismail Ibn Sharif set this sex record in the 17th century when he added a whopping 1,042 recorded offspring to his harem of about 500 wives. He had been a busy boy — what with all those weddings, births and, no doubt, a few funerals. If you’re wondering who this guy is, he was the second ruler of the Moroccan Alaouite dynasty. He is known as a great figure in Moroccan history, but not only for his contribution to the birth statistics; he contributed to the lasting respect of Moroccan independence.

Amazingly, the woman to give birth to the most children was a peasant’s wife from Shuya (east of Moscow); in 27 births between 1725 and 1765, she expelled 16 pairs of twins, seven sets of triplets and four sets of quadruplets.

10. Most Money for Sex
An unnamed man maid bid 3.8 million dollars for the chance to be the first person to have sex with Natalie Dylan. She rejected the offer.

A mother passed a driving test while in labor and then drove herself to the hospital to give birth

A MUM-to-be made an emergency stop minutes after passing her driving test – screeching to a halt outside a hospital before hurrying inside to give birth.

Emma French, 20, went into labour as she was taking the test and did not tell the examiner, even though her contractions were only 10 minutes apart.

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And despite the pain, she passed and then drove herself to hospital to have her first baby. Emma was not due for another month but had woken at 4am to find her waters had broken.
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Yet when the baby did not arrive, she decided to sit the 8.40am test despite pleas from her family.

She said: “Everyone was telling me to go to the hospital but I had waited so long for my driving test, I was determined to do it.

“I didn’t dare tell the examiner I was in labour in case he made me cancel the test. The nurses in the hospital were very confused because I was getting congratulations cards for both my baby and my driving test. When I told them, they were all in shock. They couldn’t believe it.”

The warehouse worker, who lives in Livingston, West Lothian, with her parents, explained: “I had failed my test in March and had to wait for another.

“I knew I wouldn’t have another chance until the baby was a little older so I didn’t tell my instructor or the examiner what was happening and just got on with it.

“When I am determined to do something I don’t stop until it’s done and it’s the same with this. It was really scary and everyone must think I’m crazy but it ended the way I had hoped.”

Boyfriend Neil MacFarlane, 21, her brother Scott, 22, and her mum Rhonda, 44, had urged her to cancel the 45-minute test and go straight to hospital.

And despite offers of a lift after she called at her grandparents’ house to break the news about passing her test and being in labour, Emma was keen to make use of her new licence and drove herself to the maternity ward.

Her labour lasted another six hours and baby Eva MacFarlane was born at 7.30pm on August 30.

Proud new mum Emma added: “I am loving being a mother. It’s the best job in the world.

“I can’t wait to tell Eva this story when she’s older and it’s definitely one for the grandchildren.

“And one good thing about being in labour that day – it really killed my pre-test nerves.”

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Your dog ate my bird; I burn your stuff. This is Florida, that’s how we roll

CLEARWATER — A man angry that his roommate’s dog ate his bird retaliated by setting the man’s belongings on fire in the front yard, authorities said.

Christopher E. Thrap, 35, of 1749 W Manor Ave. was arrested by Clearwater police Saturday evening and charged with burglary and felony criminal mischief. On Sunday afternoon, he was being held in the Pinellas County Jail on $5,000 bail.

According to arrest reports, Thrap went into the locked bedroom of a man who rents a room from him and took numerous personal items, including a mattress, television and clothes.

Thrap put the items on the lawn and set them on fire, arrest reports show. He told police he was angry that the man’s dog had eaten his “expensive bird,” an arrest report states.

The burned items were worth about $5,600, police estimated.

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