15 Funny Definitions of Kiss

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A Kiss is the act of pressing one’s lips against the lips & Today while browsing the internet i found some interesting definitions of  kiss which is defined by professors of different subjects.


Prof. of Computer Science

A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.

Prof. of Algebra

A kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.

Prof. of Geometry

A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.

Prof. of Dentistry

A kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

Prof. of Accountancy

A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

Prof. of Economics

A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.

Prof. of Statistics

A kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.

Prof. of Philosophy

A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

Prof. of English

A kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

Prof. of Engineering

Uh, What? I’m not familiar with that term.

Prof. of Architecture

A kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects.

Prof. of Physiology

A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularioris muscles in the state of contraction.

Prof. of Physics

A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

Prof. of Chemistry

A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

Prof. of Zoology

A kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.