A Gallery of 10 Most Badass Gaming Cosplay Costumes

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We have a lot of fun with cosplay here on internet. More specifically, we enjoy leering at the hot chicks and making fun of the truly sad failed attempts. But I figured I’d switch it up and feature the best of the best, and after an afternoon searching, I can safely say that these are the 10 most badass video game cosplay costumes ever. Or you know, 10 pretty cool ones. Hit the jump for the full gallery.

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Marcus Fenix – Gears of War



Brotherhood of Steel Solider – Fallout 3



Jin Kazama – Tekken



Nightmare – Soul Calibur



Sephiroth – Final Fantasy



Vincent-Final Fantasy


Cloud – Final Fantasy VII


Altair – Assassin’s Creed



Helghast – Killzone



Nero – Devil May Cry

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A Gallery of 10 Real Life Video Game Weapons

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There are two things that happen when you convert video game weapons from pixels to steel. The first is you get to see how cool they look, and the second? Well that’s usually how impractical they are to use. Ever try to pick up a sword that weighs more than you? You won’t win many boss battles, believe me. Here are twelve weapons that have made the jump all the way to real life, and why you might buy them.

Doom‘s BFG – Because you need to make a quick exit through a concrete wall.


Final Fantasy VII‘s Buster Sword
– Because you can prove what a big man you are.

Gears of War‘s Lancer – Because you spent an absurd amount of money for the collector’s edition.


Assassin’s Creed‘s Majestic Sword
– Because you have an unnatural love for Assassin’s Creed.

Halo‘s Assault Rifle – Because you want to hone your skills in your backyard.

Final Fantasy X‘s Tidus Sword – Because you want to catch an abnormally large fish.

Dead Space‘s Plasma Cutter – Because you’re hopefully not as douchey as this guy.

Final Fantasy VIII‘s Gunblade – Because carrying around a revolver and a sword was just soooo annoying.

Portal‘s Portal gun – Because you’re ****ing awesome.

Bonus! Halo‘s Warthog – Because you’re Peter Jackson and they had to give you something when production on the Halo movie shut down.

 
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A Gallery of the Best and Worst of Starcraft Cosplay Ever

To celebrate the it’s-almost-here-and-so-close-I-can-taste-it launch of one of my favorite series in history, I decided to throw together this gallery of Starcraft cosplay, combined two of the things Unreality likes the most. I do have to say though, outside of a few exceptions (above included), I’m quite disappointed with the cosplaying community here. For such a legendary series, there sure weren’t many great costumes to be found here, and I would have expected better from the creative/crazy minds who normally make costumes like this. Consider this an open challenge, if you’ve got the skills, make the coolest damn Starcraft costume I’ve ever seen. Winner gets my eternal respect an admiration, a prize you can’t put a price on. Check out the full gallery below:

Marine:

Zealot:


For some reason, this picture makes me deeply sad.

Kerrigan:


Stop making statues and just makes better costumes! But this is awesome.

Hydralisk:

Respect.

The Worst Jim Raynor Ever:

Come on man! You’re ruining him for me!

Five Super Sexy Products For Your Dog

I don’t know why someone would want to make his or her dog sexy.

Maybe they think: “Sexy dog equals sexy owner”? Or maybe: “It helps my self-esteem when I feel sexy, I assume it’s the same for my dog”? I don’t know.

Here’s what I do know. Americans have empirically proven that we are willing to spend billions of dollars on our dogs. The U.S. pet industry took in more than $45 billion last year (which, by the way, is more than the gross domestic product of Bulgaria) — and a huge chunk of that went toward our 77.5 million dogs. What this means: If there’s a product that people might, just might, buy for a dog, someone’s going to make it.

And that has come to include a stunning variety of products aimed at dog sexuality AND sensuality.

Things this list is not: (1) A commentary on bestiality. I don’t believe these products are marketed at people who love dogs in a deviant way, nor do I believe they’re the primary consumers of the products. (2) An indictment of the breeding industry. I don’t want to get into (on one end of the spectrum) puppy mills, induced heat, backyard breeding, etc. and, on the other end of the spectrum, Mike Vick and his rape stands. That’s a whole different area of discussion. (3) An excuse to make a bunch of doggy style puns. At least, it probably isn’t.

Preamble over. Here are 11 real, sexy dog products… both to make your dog sexier, and to, I guess, help him or her out in their sex life.

1. Doggy Condoms (unavailable, website)

My bullshit detector goes off when I look at the website for Doggy Condoms — I feel like it might just be a parody site by an anti-neutering group to try to get some attention. The warning signs are there: you can’t buy the condoms anymore, there’s no real info about the company selling them, and the website is over-the-top in its jokes (“Don’t use your mouth to apply it [to your dog] … dogs find interspecies contact of this sort demoralizing.”)

A second dog condom site has a big product recall warning on top, telling people the condoms had “an unacceptable failure rate.”

Whether the concept of dog condoms is satire, promoting an agenda, or a product that was rushed to market and still isn’t quite ready for real use — I just wanted to make sure you know this exists. They also make dog birth control pills and I found a patent application for a dog IUD. I suppose any of those would be a better alternative than trying to teach your dog the rhythm method.

2. Dog Bikini ($19, website)

I mean… you don’t want your dog walking around in a one-piece like it’s the ’50s, right? I’m not sure what a bikini accomplishes (the bottom part doesn’t cover ALL the nipples that might be exposed, and the top part doesn’t cover anything) — but your dog sure will look foolish. And isn’t that what dressing up a dog is generally about?

The bikini takes a haute couture brand strategy and only offers small sizes — just XX-Small, X-Small, Small and Medium. So you’ll have to revise your master plan to dress your Great Dane in a bikini just to knock him down a few pegs.

3. The Sex Toy For Dogs ($200, website)

Ever thought to yourself: “I can’t think of anything better to do with $200 than buy my dog something to mount and hump?” Well, allow representatives from every charity in the history of mankind (even including The Human Fund) to introduce you to the HotDoll.

Billed as “the first and original sex toy for trendy dogs only,” HotDoll is an abstractly-shaped plastic sculpture with a strategically-placed hole. So instead of humping your throw pillows, now your dog can hump this.

You can get a less-abstract-looking dog sex toy — which, therefore, is much more conspicuous when you have company over — for $100 from a Brazilian company. This one is called the DoggieLoverDoll. It accomplishes the same purpose. So would a bagel taped to a large Snoopy figurine.

4. PeTattoos ($8, website)

Lower back tattoos know no species. You can put a temporary (thank God) tattoo on your dog that broadcasts her desperation to the world. Choices for tattoos include slogans like “Bite Me” … “Gangsta” … “Hey Human, Pick Up My Shit!” … “Take Me Home” … “Who’s Your Doggie?” and “Butt Sniffer.” (Which, coincidentally, is what a lot of humans’ Chinese tattoos actually translate to.)

5. Thongs for Dogs ($25-$35, website)

I blame Sisqo for this. I blame Sisqo for a lot of things. (Including not getting more famous to the point where his name would become legal for use in Scrabble, thus providing a fantastic q-but-no-u word option.)

Anyway, these thongs for dogs aren’t just a way for your dog to show off that she’s got dumps like a truck, truck… they’re also super absorbent, in case your dog has incontinence like what, what, what.