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Cute Facebook statuses is a great way to get a lot of attention on the social networking site without having to reveal personal information about you feelings or activities; something many people don’t feel comfortable with. They are also not hard to come up with. They can be funny comments about news events, sports, funny quotes, or just clever twists on things that happen in everyday life. They can even just be general jokes or humor that plays on Facebook statuses themselves. Here are some examples of some different funny Facebook statuses that you can use to brighten your social networking community’s day.
Cute Facebook Statuses
- I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
- “Username or Password incorrect.” TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A BITCH
- One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.
- My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment
- Never waste a moment, it may be the last with someone you love.
- Success lies not in the result but in the effort. “BEING” the Best is not at all important,”DOING” the Best is all that matters.
- Always appreciate the time you get, because you never know how much longer it`ll last.
- Be your self and not what others want you to be.
- You know why people say that you can’t Sleep when you are in Love, because for the 1st Time in your life you will find something more beautiful than your dreams.
- Hey you, looking at my status. Hi!٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶
- Trust is a small word with a big concept.
- When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? I said : Please take special care of the person reading this.
- Why do we always ignore those that adore us, adore those that ignore us. Love those that hurt us and hurt those that love us??
- Your smile looks adorable on you. You should wear it more often.
- If you want to leave a lasting impression then treat people the same way you would like to be treated.
- Love me for a second, and I will make that second last a lifetime.
- Do not think about the past. Accept the Present. Think for the Future, and face tomorrow with a sweet and beautiful smile.
- No one can change a person. But someone can be a reason for a person to change.
- Being a family means you are a part of something very wonderful. It means you will love & be loved for the rest of your life.
- I want you to know something, but I don’t want to tell you, so I’ll just let the first three words of this sentence explain it.
- Those who Hate, find it hard to Love: Those who Love find it hard to Hate.
- The moment when you are sure you can’t lose what you own, is exactly the moment when you start losing it.
- Work hard to get what you like, otherwise you’ll be forced to like what you get.
- I need many things to help me live, but I need only you, to make life worth living.
- Love happens whether you want it to or not. Don’t try to control it.
- When I think of you, I don’t think of tomorrow.
- Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?
- God could not be everywhere therefore he made mothers.
- Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, cause hate in your heart will consume you too.
- When everything seems to be unfair, when all that you do is not appreciated, I’ll take your hand, wipe away your tears, take you for a walk and remind you how special you are. If not for them, for me.
- You can close your eyes to the things you do not want to see, but you cannot close your heart to the things you do not want to feel.
- We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.
- When you feel alone, just look at the spaces between you fingers, and remember that’s where my fingers fit perfectly.
- Relationships do not need promises, terms, and conditions. It just needs two wonderful people one who can trust and one who can understand.
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